Thursday, 3 February 2011

The World Is Not Going To End!

The news of this overpaid, convicted criminal transferring to Liverpool has left "Toon" fans crying into their pints. Well boo fucking hoo who gives a shit? The world is not going to end, well at least until 2012 anyway! Or maybe when the next Newcastle player misses yet another goal and NUFC lose yet again, if they played as well as they do when they play against Sunderland then they might actually get somewhere but no they can't be be arsed!
Back to Carroll, wonder if he realises his surname is a girls name, I'd change my name for far less reasons than that!
 He claims that he had no choice in the transfer to Liverpool, yeah right I bet all the extra money he'll be getting had nothing to do with it. Mind you he's a typical thick as fuck criminal footballer so he probably doesn't. Here's a news flash to all "toon" fans the world isn't going to end just because another money grabbing wanker has gone to another team, oh and by the way all these status' on social networking sites are getting boring now! Suppose the next game you lose will be because of the absence of Carroll and yes everyone knows that the manager of Newcastle the money won't spend the money on a decent player and will be laughing all the way to the bank. Do me a favour, stop moaning about it and hit the greedy wanker where it hurts and stop paying hard earned cash going to the match every fucking week!
Here's a bit of irony for you, on the official day of transferring to Liverpool on this years NUFC calendar guess who they saw when turning over to February? Yes you guessed it, the man with the shit hair style himself ha ha!
Click on the the pick to buy the calendar, its February so you won't need to look at the twat as long. 
Here's a game for anyone aspiring to be an overpaid thug like Carroll to keep your tiny minds away from your loss!

Keep your brains warm at the toon match with the official

Sunday, 23 January 2011

Canada Bans Dire Straits Money For Nothing.

Hardly a day goes by without the pc brigade banning something because it offends a minority, the latest on these militant left wing loonies shit list is Mark Knopfler and his gang, Dire straits! Canada has decided to ban the song Money For Nothing years after it has been released in case it offends the gay community for fucks sake, thousands of seals get clubbed to death every year and critically endangered sharks have their fins chopped off whilst their still alive but make sure you don't offend the aids spreading faggots.
 What song will Canada ban next? Oliver's Army for containing the "N" word perhaps?  How about Embarrassment by Madness because Suggsy was a friend of Ian Stuart and former roadie for Skrewdriver so it was alleged that the song was "anti Semitic" (more to come on that little can of worms)  
 How, though that a song by the Pogues has not been criticised for containing the word faggot? Probably because it is alleged that the are IRA supporters. Evidence of this has been heard at their gigs fans have been heard shouting up the IRA!

"Despite not having made a studio album in over 20 years, Mark Knopfler's iconic ‘80s act have been dragged into a censorship row surrounding their most famous song, ‘Money For Nothing'. A watchdog in Canada has banned the track from being broadcast on their airwaves, after deeming it too offensive."

If your a pc Canadian or just a pc loonie feel free to take a look at this

Here's the song with the "offending" lyrics!

Click the link below to buy the mp3 before the pc loonies erase history and start cd's and vinyl burning parties of this iconic song, dancing around the fires like wild indians!

Monday, 10 January 2011

More Facebook Bullshit

I have just had a look at Google trends and it seems like some sad and very bored individual has so little do do with his or her time that he or she has made some bullshit rumour that Facebook is to shut down on march the 15th 2011. Why oh why would Mark Zuckerberg shut down Facebook when the site has over 500 million users who spend at least 55 minutes a day on said site? It doesn't stop there either (getting back to status bullshit) whenever a new company sets up a new marketing campaign you can bet your bottom dollar there'll be some wanker that's re hashed some other dickheads status discrediting the latest application saying it's a virus or that the campaign has been set up by paedophiles! Get a life losers, only the sheep that think it's cool letting all their chav mates know how wrecked they are (in garbled text slang) on some cheap paint stripper disguised as vodka are fooled by your unoriginal crap.
Sorry, going off on a tangent there so any way the latest bullshit rumour actually made the news!

  • Silly rumor on internet says Mark Zuckerberg is shutting down Facebook
  • Rumor not true, Facebook director of corporate communications says
"We didn't get the memo about shutting down and there's lots to do, so we'll just keep cranking away like always."

Read the full news article here Facebook closing down

If your the person who started the latest Facebook bullshit 

Because I really feel you deserve it!

Sunday, 9 January 2011

Facebook Bullshit

Do some people have nothing better to do in their spare time other than constantly update their status every time they open a bag of fucking crisps or go for a shit? Facebook, in case you dumb fucks haven't noticed allows 420 characters in status updates so if anyone is capable of stringing more than one sentence together please do so, rather than boring everyone to death with inane crap every time your tiny minds gets exited over some bullshit ad on the brainwashing box! You can guarantee though some clown and serial status bullshitter will update his or her status whining about the "leckie" running out or how yummy it's Mcfattwat burger was and he or she will have a gang of chav mates clicking the like button. If by some miracle or more than likely they've ran out of money for their daily ration of bella these "serial likers" do attempt a reply it'll be in abbreviated, barely readable text slang YOU HAVE A WHOLE KEYBOARD!!!! These dickheads really boil my piss some of the shit I read on facebook leaves me wondering if I can buy the Enigma machine for fucks sake!  Mark Zuckerberg should install a plug in to stop all this which gives these losers a warning at first telling them to use a spell checker or try getting an education before writing on facebook again. If the warning is not adhered to their account gets deleted and the details sent to Bebo or Myspace

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