More Facebook Bullshit

I have just had a look at Google trends and it seems like some sad and very bored individual has so little do do with his or her time that he or she has made some bullshit rumour that Facebook is to shut down on march the 15th 2011. Why oh why would Mark Zuckerberg shut down Facebook when the site has over 500 million users who spend at least 55 minutes a day on said site? It doesn't stop there either (getting back to status bullshit) whenever a new company sets up a new marketing campaign you can bet your bottom dollar there'll be some wanker that's re hashed some other dickheads status discrediting the latest application saying it's a virus or that the campaign has been set up by paedophiles! Get a life losers, only the sheep that think it's cool letting all their chav mates know how wrecked they are (in garbled text slang) on some cheap paint stripper disguised as vodka are fooled by your unoriginal crap.
Sorry, going off on a tangent there so any way the latest bullshit rumour actually made the news!

STORY HIGHLIGHTS

• Silly rumor on internet says Mark Zuckerberg is shutting down Facebook
• Rumor not true, Facebook director of corporate communications says

"We didn't get the memo about shutting down and there's lots to do, so we'll just keep cranking away like always."

Read the full news article here Facebook closing down

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Facebook Bullshit

Do some people have nothing better to do in their spare time other than constantly update their status every time they open a bag of fucking crisps or go for a shit? Facebook, in case you dumb fucks haven't noticed allows 420 characters in status updates so if anyone is capable of stringing more than one sentence together please do so, rather than boring everyone to death with inane crap every time your tiny minds gets exited over some bullshit ad on the brainwashing box! You can guarantee though some clown and serial status bullshitter will update his or her status whining about the "leckie" running out or how yummy it's Mcfattwat burger was and he or she will have a gang of chav mates clicking the like button. If by some miracle or more than likely they've ran out of money for their daily ration of bella these "serial likers" do attempt a reply it'll be in abbreviated, barely readable text slang YOU HAVE A WHOLE KEYBOARD!!!! These dickheads really boil my piss some of the shit I read on facebook leaves me wondering if I can buy the Enigma machine for fucks sake!  Mark Zuckerberg should install a plug in to stop all this which gives these losers a warning at first telling them to use a spell checker or try getting an education before writing on facebook again. If the warning is not adhered to their account gets deleted and the details sent to Bebo or Myspace. 

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